Monday 9 August 2010

=)

I got my girl =)

Wednesday 23 June 2010

BLACK VEIL BRIDES SEXING

New obsession; Andy Sex. I mean Andy Six. No mistakes there whatsoever.

Kat and I are in Dublino. It's pretty chill.

No it's really not.

It's kind of Heckic. I can't spell and I am too lazy to correct my spelling.

Also too lazy to write to blog at Midnight.

OH SHIT I SHOULD BE GLUING THE SWORD RIGHT NOW. SORRY SOPHIE, WHO DOES NOT READ THIS. LOVEEEE YOOOOOU.

KAT, TO THE FRONT ROOM MOBILE!

Kat: no, fuck off!

ME: *cries*

Kat: HAHA EMO TEARS. TOM WILL BATHE IN THEM

Me: *freaks*

KAT: *feels up* hey Neev... guess what?

Me: *dies*

Thursday 10 June 2010

Poor Rudyard.

19:50:02) Rudyard: oh...sorry...at least you have hot chocolate now

(19:54:39) Rudyard: *mutters* and your skin is fine

(19:56:07) Cat: Rud I actually have something really serious that I need to tell you, and I really need your advice on this one

(19:56:27) Rudyard: okay

(19:56:37) Cat: your the only person I know that can help me with this

(19:56:47) Cat: *you're

(19:57:12) Rudyard: o...kay

(19:59:18) Cat: See I've been thinking about my career

(20:02:03) Cat: the options I've been looking at so far just don't seem to fit

(20:02:20) Rudyard: what options have you looked at

(20:03:21) Cat: I want life to begin as soon as possible and the options I've been given aren't holding up the skills I have

(20:04:34) Rudyard: well that's why you still have college to develop skills

(20:04:55) Rudyard: or do you just want to use that to build on what you have now

(20:05:01) Cat: oh all the ones the school recommends, teaching, artistry, historian, librarian all that stuff, its just... they aren't really what I want

(20:05:53) Rudyard: then what do you want, I can't imagine anything holding you back from that

(20:05:59) Cat: after reaching into the cosplay/ dressy up lifestyle, I've found myself more comfortable in the more... exhibitionist field

(20:06:59) Rudyard: you do have your singing

(20:07:14) Rudyard: you could also try wardrobe design

(20:07:38) Rudyard: few can actually wear clothes as well as they make them

(20:07:46) Cat: It seems crazy but

(20:07:48) Cat: ....

(20:08:03) Cat: I think... I really want to be in the Porno business

(20:08:13) Cat: can you recommend a director? being in the film industry?

(20:08:22) Rudyard: ...

(20:09:41) Rudyard: I'm not quite sure what to say to that, my brain took one look at that and left

(20:10:56) Cat: JK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S MICHELLE AND NEEVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(20:11:20) Rudyard: yeah you know that screamed Michelle

(20:11:24) Cat: CATS GONE TO MAKE FOOD!!!! I'VE BEEN HERE ALONE FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES

Wednesday 26 May 2010

Kat's Story #2

Hokay so we thought we were fucked but Darrens awesome fail actually saved the day.

Sadly, he broke the table.

So Neev and Sam were sad.

But once Batman found his hair he built them a new one.

With extra strong legs.

Keith went away so he wouldn't ruin the moment.

Darren is now stroking the baton.

Batman is hiding in Malahide behind the statue that isn't a mermaid.

And the table is now being put to the test.

ZE END!

Oh!Oh!Oh... No not that kind, you dirty slut.

The skangers lose their beer and die.