St Patricks Day
By Neev Wallis
29 November Twenty-Ten
It was only natural that the duo spend their Irish St Patricks day in the Park. The pair collapsed to the grass, which appeared more lusciously green than the Saturday previous they had spent there. Kat seated herself beneath the Yaoi Tree, and removed her black fairy wings. Neev herself remained standing, in desperate attempts to make her miniature kite fly. Her pink wings fluttered and her hula skirt flew with the light breeze. She cried out with every failed attempt to make the – not broken! – kite fly. This was how their new friends found them.
Keith bore a shining baton, which rattled with every swing at Darren’s head. Batman’s hoodie was stained with green hairspray. This green would soon stain Kat’s hoodie also.
Almost as to be expected, without the strength of Erica, whose lateness was clearly problematic, a war was raged over the baton...
Kat was faced with two 6 foot + men, holding her already broken weapon with a facade of bravery.
Batman launched. Darren dived. Keith laughed.
Soon, Batman had her pinned, and Darren emerged, baton held proudly in his fist. Despite his prize, Keith declared Batman victorious, with the glorious statement “He’s rolling around with a hot girl.” His decreed was met with unanimous agreement.
Darren, Keith and Neev began plotting. Batman, in his suspicion, began pelting the trio... with Kats shoes. The prime opportunity presented itself. Darren climbed to the top of the Yaoi Tree, and Neev passed the Converse to the highest point, far above Kats head. With a pout, she sent her faithful minion, Batman, to retrieve them. At a height of 6’5, he reclaimed them with ease. If only the police had not arrived. With a warning against tree climbing, the group sat in shame... that was totally fake. Thankfully, Erica arrived in time to watch the skangers Budweiser poured to the ground, and to harshly discipline the men.
Keith went for a walk so he wouldn’t ruin the moment.
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